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24.01.2026 - 16:37:47 <anon> tottahan tuo turisee
24.01.2026 - 16:43:12 <anon> Pitää laittaa haulikko jääkaapin viereen odottamaan sitä että se paskalaatikko alkaa puhumaan.
24.01.2026 - 16:45:34 <anon> Kyllä minusta isäpappa tarvitsisi AIavustajan kertomaan mitä kannattaa syödä, itselläkin on tiukasti chatgpt:n henkilökohtaisesti minulle räätälöimä ruokavalio ja vain kolmesti on suositellut aamupalaksi diklooridietyylisulfidia.
24.01.2026 - 16:49:20 <anon> Anyone here have Philips Hue? Anyone remember when they suddenly demanded registration & password for "your security"? Anyone love that feeling when you can't fucking switch off / on your light, in the middle of the dark or in a busy morning, because the shit logged itself out?
24.01.2026 - 16:51:27 <anon> I mean, it's a goddamn mother fucking light switch. It doesn't need pentagon level security. Yet they broke its one fucking job, because spying on their customers to profit on their data was more important. Fuck this bullshit timeline.
24.01.2026 - 16:56:07 <anon> Your dad is right
24.01.2026 - 16:56:21 <anon> Agreed
24.01.2026 - 17:02:12 <anon> Dad is correct. Son is stupid.
24.01.2026 - 17:02:58 <anon> Tulevaisuudessa kun ollaan sodassa Venäjän kanssa ja USA piileskelee jonkun hevonkakka tekosyyn takana
24.01.2026 - 17:03:19 <anon> I guess we found the first and last person on Earth to buy a fridge with wifi.
24.01.2026 - 17:04:19 <anon> Silloin nämä älylaitteet tulevat sekoamaan ja tietenkin ihan sattumalta. Nauhoittavat kaiken mitä kuulevat.
24.01.2026 - 17:07:15 <anon> " I guess we found the first and last person on Earth to buy a fridge with wifi." The world would be a better place if this was the case. Sadly we are doomed to be appraised by those that have negligibile intelligence
24.01.2026 - 17:07:28 <anon> Being able to monitor shit for failures before they happen is nice, but also clearly not fucking needed.
24.01.2026 - 17:08:18 <anon> Ihmisillä on kyllä aivan väärä käsitys siitä minkä takia monopoleille ja muille media tai teknojäteille ei kannata antaa pikkusormeakaan. Sillä nyt ei ole paskaakaan väliä kuunteleeko jotkut vitun ryssät karvialaisen Pertin vammasta sössötystä joka aamu kun muut lähtevät töihin.
24.01.2026 - 17:10:49 <anon> 24.01.2026 17:07:15 Future job openings: fridge hacker/dummifier. When the last nonsmart fridge model goes EOL and is sold out worldwide, I give it about 5 hours before the internet is full of advice on how to fuck this shit up and keep using the fridge normally.
24.01.2026 - 17:51:03 <anon> Isä on oikeassa, poika muropakettiäyssi
24.01.2026 - 17:51:26 <anon> ...korjaan nykyinen IOtech äyssi
24.01.2026 - 17:54:44 <anon> "so it can monitor itself", jesus fucking christ, what's wrong with your brain
24.01.2026 - 18:11:59 <anon> Poor dad, must be asking himself what he did so wrong when raising his kid.
24.01.2026 - 18:46:29 <anon> I hope that dude isn't born in 1985 because that's just after peak performance when it comes to anything related to technology, should know better than boomer dad at least.
24.01.2026 - 19:47:37 <anon> Lazy generation relying too much on tech they can't actually do anything
24.01.2026 - 20:17:31 <anon> fiksu isä, iot on paskaa