It's the middle of the night, you're home alone and see this coming up the stairs. What do you do?
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29.10.2012 - 15:36:45 <anon> HIIIIIVAAAA
29.10.2012 - 15:38:26 <anon> no otan ihan rennosti ja tarjoan koiranruokaa tolle tietysti
29.10.2012 - 15:38:46 <anon> meillä ei oo portaita
29.10.2012 - 15:39:15 <anon> pull out my cock
29.10.2012 - 15:41:21 <anon> potkasen akua naamaa ja sanoin et loppuu se pelleily
29.10.2012 - 15:41:30 <anon> Push the cupboard down the stairs. Happy Halloween, prankster.
29.10.2012 - 15:43:40 <anon> rape time!
29.10.2012 - 15:46:56 <anon> c'mon gooby
29.10.2012 - 15:51:05 <anon> close the door quick
29.10.2012 - 15:53:30 <anon> nothing, as the hands give away it's a human wearing a mask.
29.10.2012 - 15:54:16 <anon> Congratulate it on the opposing thumbs. That's how you get ahead.
29.10.2012 - 15:54:27 <anon> Call Putin to tame that solly looking horse
29.10.2012 - 15:55:20 <anon> take off my pants, put some lube on my indexfinger...
29.10.2012 - 15:56:39 <anon> 29.10.2012 - 15:54:16 > Opposable, dumbfuck.
29.10.2012 - 15:57:39 <anon> blast it with piss!
29.10.2012 - 15:59:16 <anon> spermat hirviölle
29.10.2012 - 15:59:18 <anon> 29.10.2012 - 15:41:21 <anon> potkasen akua naamaa ja sanoin et loppuu se pelleily <-- Made my day :DDDD
29.10.2012 - 16:03:17 <anon> I have think quick. I get a big chunk of KY jelly and lube my arm. Next I proceed to ease my hand into my own anus elbow deep. I'm all out of ideas on what to do next..
29.10.2012 - 16:07:48 <anon> ice cream
29.10.2012 - 16:15:35 <anon> close the internet
29.10.2012 - 16:17:02 <anon> IS U DOLANQ!?!
29.10.2012 - 16:17:45 <anon> i spot those human fingers, then proceed to hatefuck that freak into living dead
29.10.2012 - 16:22:20 <anon> Yiff
29.10.2012 - 16:25:45 <anon> start fapping, duh
29.10.2012 - 16:34:23 <anon> Shoot sperm in it's face
29.10.2012 - 16:37:48 <anon> close tha door. <Da
29.10.2012 - 16:38:27 <anon> go back to sleep
29.10.2012 - 16:47:10 <anon> nothin. I'm not 10 years old
29.10.2012 - 16:48:16 <anon> In middle of the night I sleep. So this cant be happend to me.
29.10.2012 - 16:49:44 <anon> The longer you stare the funnier it gets...
29.10.2012 - 16:55:24 <anon> pet her a bit and then proceed to the bedroom
29.10.2012 - 16:57:30 <anon> ask her out.
29.10.2012 - 17:03:13 <anon> I'd give that thing a jolly good rogering!
29.10.2012 - 17:03:22 <anon> Brushie!
29.10.2012 - 17:04:05 <anon> piledriving powerkick down the stairs, in da FACE!
29.10.2012 - 17:12:15 <anon> tilapotku naamaan
29.10.2012 - 17:14:09 <anon> Rape time!
29.10.2012 - 17:15:15 <anon> Whip out my cock and urinate all over that shitty ass fucking mutt.
29.10.2012 - 17:29:05 <anon> "Hmm,näen taas mörköjä,eli huomenna mulla on aivan vitunmoinen kankkunen..."
29.10.2012 - 17:30:00 <anon> get on all fours
29.10.2012 - 17:33:16 <anon> home alone eh? nope
29.10.2012 - 17:40:45 <anon> tekisin Plutosta itselleni lapaset!
29.10.2012 - 17:41:00 <anon> I would ask if he wants some weed
29.10.2012 - 17:44:07 <anon> aika siisti pitäs saada tollaset kaduillekki riehuu keskitalvel :D
29.10.2012 - 17:45:44 <anon> I'd think I must be starring a weird porn film that will most likely end up on apina.biz as a gif animation.
29.10.2012 - 17:46:50 <anon> looks like my cat
29.10.2012 - 17:47:40 <anon> vetäisin sitä pataan ihan tyynesti
29.10.2012 - 17:54:05 <anon> Tell my mom to go back where she belongs
29.10.2012 - 18:03:24 <anon> Draw my concealed carry gun (Beretta Nano) and empty the mag into it's face.....
29.10.2012 - 18:04:54 <anon> fap
29.10.2012 - 18:30:31 <anon> shoot it!
29.10.2012 - 18:30:50 <anon> Menettäisin yöuneni, kuten nytkin tämän seurauksena. Vitun homot
29.10.2012 - 18:31:27 <anon> I would pee on him
29.10.2012 - 18:33:52 <anon> one must open his asshole and show it to the beast
29.10.2012 - 18:50:33 <anon> Well at least it is not Tuksu.
29.10.2012 - 18:55:27 <anon> No goddamn fursuiter is allowed in my house. Try it and die.
29.10.2012 - 18:56:22 <anon> 29.10.2012 - 18:03:24 <- what kind of an idiot CC's at home?
29.10.2012 - 19:14:15 <anon> missile dropkick the shit out of it!
29.10.2012 - 19:32:17 <anon> prepare my anus
29.10.2012 - 19:34:11 <anon> shit my pants and play dead
29.10.2012 - 19:40:15 <anon> Tell grandma to go home, it's late.
29.10.2012 - 19:58:19 <anon> RAEP!!!
29.10.2012 - 20:12:04 <anon> i would tell my dog to fuck off
29.10.2012 - 20:16:17 <anon> panet sitä perseeseen tietenkin
29.10.2012 - 20:39:25 <anon> suck its dick
29.10.2012 - 21:50:51 <anon> I Jizz in my pants! It's finally happening!
29.10.2012 - 22:15:29 <anon> fetch the lube
29.10.2012 - 22:17:09 <anon> fap
29.10.2012 - 22:22:49 <anon> Tietenkin runkkaan sen naamalle!
29.10.2012 - 22:29:29 <anon> I just love to fuck furries. :D
29.10.2012 - 23:08:19 <anon> ass rape it till it begs for mercy...
29.10.2012 - 23:56:07 <anon> if I'd had a gun... I'd shoot myself
30.10.2012 - 00:03:30 <anon> fap
30.10.2012 - 00:32:08 <anon> mos def fap
30.10.2012 - 00:50:43 <anon> blowjob
30.10.2012 - 02:48:53 <anon> Go back to bed.
30.10.2012 - 05:01:53 <anon> I attack it furiously with an enormous amount of power and energy and I dont stop the violence until all parts of it lies completely still. Nothing enters my realm without my permission... nothing.
30.10.2012 - 05:46:48 <anon> Well, in America, you just shoot it. Then go back to bed and clean it up in the morning.
30.10.2012 - 08:10:07 <anon> shoot you fucker into face
30.10.2012 - 14:00:33 <anon> wake up
30.10.2012 - 14:28:04 <anon> Masturpate
30.10.2012 - 15:03:30 <anon> macho man elbow drop... oh yeah!!!
30.10.2012 - 15:16:30 <anon> Shoot the fucker in the head, go ahead bitch, shoot the fucker dead. Viisi laukausta päähän riittää
30.10.2012 - 17:15:45 <anon> Put on play some Barry White classic and gently but intently penetrate that fine hairy ass. Auuuuuu!
30.10.2012 - 17:16:47 <anon> viisi laukausta päähän riittää
30.10.2012 - 17:27:00 <anon> the knife says stab stab stab, didliey didliey doo
30.10.2012 - 18:36:33 <anon> Baby, how did you get out of the cellar?
30.10.2012 - 20:36:41 <anon> Pee on it
30.10.2012 - 20:49:30 <anon> Call Dana Scully, meet her at the door, ask her to come up the stairs to my bedroom and wait for the wolfen thingie to attack, meanwhile undo her starched white blouse, raise her skirt, pull her panties, grease her hole and fuck the living daylights out of her
31.10.2012 - 00:42:11 <anon> Obviously the answer is: take a picture!
31.10.2012 - 16:27:53 <anon> Take barret out from the attic and blow the brains out
01.11.2012 - 17:51:40 <anon> I break the glass with " In case of zombies" on it, shoot it with the shotgun inside, and take a beer.
02.11.2012 - 18:52:29 <anon> stupid question.. kill it
02.11.2012 - 19:53:22 <anon> BANG IT OFC
14.11.2012 - 03:05:50 <anon> Tighten The Strap-on, Grab The Lube. It's gonna Be A Furry Orgy
14.11.2012 - 03:07:26 <anon> Oh? I'm Little Red Riding Hood This Time? Okay Honey, If You Want.
03.12.2012 - 22:19:25 <anon> grab a gun and shoot it
04.12.2012 - 10:10:54 <anon> I pretend to be terrified and after it comes close enought, suprise buttsex!
06.12.2012 - 15:44:33 <anon> I'd die
07.12.2012 - 11:19:47 <anon> decide to get rid of that old fridge I had stored my spare bedroom
01.01.2013 - 15:24:07 <anon> raep tiem
05.02.2013 - 23:52:20 <anon> What do I do? Laugh and kick the clown in the face for dressing up like a faggot.
08.02.2013 - 00:47:21 <anon> Kill it with FIRE!
11.02.2013 - 17:09:04 <anon> take out my cock and piss on that fucker
02.03.2013 - 18:12:59 <anon> reconsider my drug abuse!
03.04.2013 - 23:09:16 <anon> nothing, I lie in bed and sleep or hope anythin spectacular happens...
02.07.2013 - 08:31:45 <anon> call van helsin g
19.07.2013 - 12:44:48 <anon> Pyllistän!
28.07.2013 - 14:53:21 <anon> fap
16.08.2013 - 01:26:59 <anon> kick the shit out of him
20.10.2013 - 23:59:51 <anon> I'd just shoot it with a 12 gauge, 00 buckshot. Rip it's head clean off.
20.11.2013 - 18:39:22 <anon> no runkkaisin ton naamalle saatana
28.01.2014 - 09:37:04 <anon> TOSIMIES TOTEAA TUOMMOISET TURHIKSI, TIRVAISEE TARMOKKAASTI TURRIA TURPAAN, TALLUSTAA TYÖKALUPAKILLE, TARTTUU TOMERASTI TANKOON, TULEE TAKAISIN, TYÖNTÄÄ TURRILLE TULPAN TAKAMUKSEEN.
18.03.2014 - 22:43:23 <anon> Ass rape it!
09.04.2014 - 01:31:27 <anon> i would jump on its face
25.07.2014 - 23:18:33 <anon> 1) look at the fingers and realize, it's most likely a costume. 2) use this opportunity as it's on the stairs and kick it to the head.
20.08.2014 - 23:51:16 <anon> hähää mul ei oo portaita! :D
23.04.2015 - 23:21:29 <anon> runs back to my room to get some lube!
03.11.2015 - 15:24:14 <anon> I don't have stairs
09.01.2016 - 23:53:40 <anon> viettelen ja rakastelen hellästi läpi yön
20.06.2016 - 19:32:58 <anon> kick in the face
25.04.2017 - 23:55:12 <anon> Dog Soldiers?
23.03.2018 - 18:39:27 <anon> Fuck it in the ass. Haven't tried a werewolf before
24.08.2019 - 22:20:58 <anon> 12 gauge 00 from three feet away
02.11.2019 - 23:19:12 <anon> Now where did i put that lube
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