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01.04.2012 - 00:46:56 <anon> HAHAHAAHAHA MITEN HAUSKAA
01.04.2012 - 00:55:34 <anon> "I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. He's dead, that's what's wrong with it!"
01.04.2012 - 01:08:23 <anon> Freezing a bird in chokolatenite
01.04.2012 - 01:12:23 <anon> goatseee
01.04.2012 - 01:37:12 <anon> source video?!?!?!?!?!
01.04.2012 - 01:51:31 <anon> did died he is?
01.04.2012 - 02:34:01 <anon> adam sandler leffa jack ja jill paskaaaaaaaaa
01.04.2012 - 02:47:34 <anon> why?!?
01.04.2012 - 09:52:36 <anon> tää on jostai leffasta
01.04.2012 - 11:49:09 <anon> Birds are allergic to chocolate
01.04.2012 - 16:39:16 <anon> FEELS GOOD MAN
01.04.2012 - 21:19:43 <anon> did it choke and died?
02.04.2012 - 11:24:41 <anon> Probably
03.04.2012 - 07:09:49 <anon> Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
05.04.2012 - 16:59:33 <anon> He's pining!
29.06.2012 - 15:54:06 <anon> SAUCE VIDEO!=?!?!?!?!eq23e4q2423
28.07.2012 - 23:37:33 <anon> Owner: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage! Mr. Praline: The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead. Owner: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting! Mr. Praline: All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up! (shouting at the cage) 'Ello, Mister Polly Parrot! I've got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for you if you show... (owner hits the cage) Owner: There, he moved! Mr. Praline: No, he
28.07.2012 - 23:38:24 <anon> Mr. Praline: No, he didn't, that was you hitting the cage! Owner: I never!! Mr. Praline: Yes, you did! Owner: I never, never did anything... Mr. Praline: (yelling and hitting the cage repeatedly) 'ELLO POLLY!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call! (Takes parrot out of the cage and thumps its head on the counter. Throws it up in the air and watches it plummet to the floor.) Mr. Praline: Now that's what I call a dead parrot
28.07.2012 - 23:39:01 <anon> Owner: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned! Mr. Praline: STUNNED?!? Owner: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Norwegian Blues stun easily, major. Mr. Praline: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk. Owner: Well, he's...he's, ah...proba
28.07.2012 - 23:39:23 <anon> Owner: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords. Mr. Praline: PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home? Owner: The Norwegian Blue prefers keepin' on it's back! Remarkable bird, id'nit, squire? Lovely plumage! Mr. Praline: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place
28.07.2012 - 23:39:57 <anon> Mr. Praline: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there. (pause) Owner: Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee! Mr. Praline: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million vol
28.07.2012 - 23:40:21 <anon> Mr. Praline: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised! Owner: No no! 'E's pining! Mr. Praline: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bu
28.07.2012 - 23:40:46 <anon> Mr. Praline: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!! (pause) Owner: Well
28.07.2012 - 23:41:09 <anon> Owner: Well, I'd better replace it, then. (he takes a quick peek behind the counter) Sorry squire, I've had a look 'round the back of the shop, and uh, we're right out of parrots. Mr. Praline: I see. I see, I get the picture. Owner: I got a slug. (pause) Mr. Praline: Pray, does it talk? Owner: Nnnnot really. Mr. Praline: WELL IT'S HARDLY A BLOODY REPLACEMENT, IS IT?!!???!!? Owner: N-no, I guess not. (gets ashamed, looks at his feet) Mr. Prali
28.07.2012 - 23:41:29 <anon> Owner: N-no, I guess not. (gets ashamed, looks at his feet) Mr. Praline: Well. (pause) Owner: (quietly) D'you.... d'you want to come back to my place? Mr. Praline: (looks around) Yeah, all right, sure.
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24.02.2013 - 00:00:59 <anon> All that contaminated chocolate :/
06.06.2013 - 00:15:19 <anon> next; hyper parrot
01.07.2013 - 21:55:06 <anon> vittu nyt sitä soossia
28.07.2014 - 19:57:15 <anon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdRvlLZLI6c
22.07.2015 - 21:16:40 <anon> bird was not kill
07.06.2020 - 21:26:43 <anon> ex-parrot
01.07.2020 - 18:16:59 <anon> Jack and Jill Chocolate Bird src http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdRvlLZLI6c 2215
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30.12.2022 - 02:30:37 <anon> I hate these pain-in-the-ass birds!
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