Riddle Time - Two birds, two diirs, heaven or hell
11.02.2012 - 11:11:27 <anon> voi muna
11.02.2012 - 11:11:27 <anon> RIDDDLEEEEE
11.02.2012 - 11:15:07 <anon> Open a door and throw a bird toward it, if it tries to fly away then go through the other door
11.02.2012 - 11:20:53 <anon> kill a bird and eat it
11.02.2012 - 11:30:39 <anon> näin se ratkee: kysyt toiselta linnulta, kumpaa ovea tuo toinen lintu osottas jos kysyisin siltä oikean oven taivaaseen?
11.02.2012 - 11:32:27 <anon> Well at least you finished it on easy mode!
11.02.2012 - 11:53:14 <anon> "Where will you end when you'll die?" Both birds will show the heaven door
11.02.2012 - 12:03:24 <anon> Pane molempia lintuja -> mene helvettii, pröblems sölved
11.02.2012 - 12:13:41 <anon> ei ole väliä kummalta linnulta vastausta kysyy - ne osottavat aina väärää ovea
11.02.2012 - 12:18:48 <anon> OPEN BOTH DOORS AT THE SAME TIME LIKE A BOSS
11.02.2012 - 12:21:03 <anon> linnut ei pääse taivaaseen
11.02.2012 - 12:28:47 <anon> Ask the bird "Did she dieded?"
11.02.2012 - 12:54:51 <anon> antiristus
11.02.2012 - 12:56:41 <anon> 11.02.2012 - 11:53:14 <anon> "Where will you end when you'll die?" Both birds will show the heaven door <-- i think this should work lol.
11.02.2012 - 13:12:02 <anon> cmon its 50/50 just open a door and be done with it
11.02.2012 - 13:45:28 <anon> This is easy "This door leads to the heaven, or what you think, cat?"
11.02.2012 - 14:00:11 <anon> There's no heaven or hell so I'd just eat both birds and stop thinking
11.02.2012 - 14:07:42 <anon> Simply ask the top bird: "What are you doing bird? You're not a bat, get down from there. Your circulation isn't even adapted to work correctly in that position."
11.02.2012 - 14:22:28 <anon> whatever, i move forward and i don't subjugate myself to christian dogmas
11.02.2012 - 14:23:46 <anon> Kill the other bird and see if it goes to heaven or hell. Follow depending on which one suits you best..
11.02.2012 - 14:24:22 <anon> 11.02.2012 - 11:53:14 <anon> "Where will you end when you'll die?" Both birds will show the heaven door <- what if they're both going to hell? one bird always tells the truth, but what if he's still a murder and a rapist?
11.02.2012 - 14:25:25 <anon> murderer*
11.02.2012 - 14:41:11 <anon> Vastaava ollu matematiikan tentissä ja luokan ainoana vastannut oikein, ikea vastais on tuo 5. ja 6. postaus.
11.02.2012 - 15:06:39 <anon> You can ask "Which one is the heaven door" The bird which tells the truth tells the truth. Bad bird ALWAYS lies so it lies to itself that it is the good bird and never lies so it will tell the heaven door too. And to test that they cant/can lie to their selves, you can just command both to go at heave door (hard mode -> command 1 by 1 because you can, its not a question) if both birds goes to 1 entrance they cant lie to themselves and if they go to different ones they can.... ( continues )
11.02.2012 - 15:09:20 <anon> So the answer for if they CAN lie to themselves was "Which one is the heaven door" and if they CANT lie to themselves is "Where will you end when you'll die" (example from before). You need to do the "lie to themselves"-test before asking. Problem solved, can i go to wank now?
11.02.2012 - 15:10:10 <anon> Instructions for the recent answer:
11.02.2012 - 15:11:03 <anon> 1. Command both to go at heavens door
11.02.2012 - 15:13:23 <anon> 2. If both birds goes to same door ask: "Where will you end when you'll die"
11.02.2012 - 15:13:52 <anon> it`s never said, you cannot TAKE a bird with you. since none of the birds want to land in hell, they will try to hold you back from hell-door. you can solve the problem without a word, just pick a random bird
11.02.2012 - 15:13:57 <anon> 3. If birds goes to different doors ask: "Which one is the door to heaven"
11.02.2012 - 15:15:10 <anon> There is either said that birds has opinion about something so they wont try to hold back. :)
11.02.2012 - 15:15:22 <anon> neither*
11.02.2012 - 15:18:10 <anon> Ahaa.... didnt read the text enough well: There isn't said that you want to go to heaven so just open a door and check it out... :DDDDDDDDDDD
11.02.2012 - 15:18:10 <anon> Ahaa.... didnt read the text enough well: There isn't said that you want to go to heaven so just open a door and check it out... :DDDDDDDDDDD
11.02.2012 - 15:20:56 <anon> GOD SLAYER: just before you kill a bird you ask him witch door should I take to see you again. BOTH show heaven
11.02.2012 - 15:26:07 <anon> What if bad one can lie to itself ...
11.02.2012 - 15:26:27 <anon> Youre stupid. ::D:DD and there is not said that bad bird goes to hell :D
11.02.2012 - 15:26:38 <anon> nor the opposite way
11.02.2012 - 15:27:20 <anon> Just do the 1. 2. 3. steps said before and you'll be fine :>
11.02.2012 - 15:29:19 <anon> This question is not made well :( bad riddle..
11.02.2012 - 16:09:32 <anon> --> Ask one of the birds "Where does the other bird end up when it dies?" Bad bird lies and shows the hell door. Good bird tells the truth and shows the hell door. (I can't believe I wasted precious brain activity to think this lol) vittu mitä idiootti...
11.02.2012 - 16:14:54 <anon> MIKSI KAIKISSA VASTAUKSISSA ON, TOINEN KATTOO VITTUUN JA TOINEN PERSEESEEN???: KUN VAIN TOISELTA VOI KYSYÄ, ELI VASTAUKSEN KUULEE VAIN YHDELTÄ EI VITTU MOLEMMILTA......RAGEEEEEEEEE IDIOTISTMIA:::::::AAADLASDIASDJASLDLSDLASDVITTU. Regards Donal Uncle
11.02.2012 - 16:55:27 <anon> God slayer mode: Kysyt toiselta linnulta kysymyksen mihin tiedät vastauksen. Esim. Kysyt mitä on 1+1, jos se vastaa että 3, tiedät että se valehteli ja kysyt toiselta linnulta missä on taivas. Jos taas se vastas että 2, niin meet toiselta linnulta kysymää missä on helvetti, ja meet sinne. EASY AS FUCK
11.02.2012 - 17:03:32 <anon> en jaksa lukea
11.02.2012 - 17:50:04 <anon> Yksi kysymys vain, lue dorka :D
11.02.2012 - 18:02:25 <anon> Fail: birds dont speak, they only repeat random sounds they hear
11.02.2012 - 19:00:51 <anon> All that shit is stupid. Just ask a bird if that is a door or not. If he says no then ask the other bird which door is which. If the first bird says yes then ask the other one which door is heaven then go into the opposite one.
11.02.2012 - 20:59:49 <anon> pick one bird ... tell bird: " you are a cat, right? ". you will see which one is a liar
11.02.2012 - 21:41:42 <anon> God slayer mode: just fucking google it. Its 21 century u idiot.
11.02.2012 - 23:13:57 <anon> "wich door the other bird would show?"
12.02.2012 - 00:22:02 <anon> haha vitun vammat saa kysyä vaa kerran ja yheltä linnulta :D
12.02.2012 - 00:22:04 <anon> You guys are forgettin that the birds are INVISIBLE! You can't see the damn birds, or which way they are showing...
12.02.2012 - 02:36:34 <anon> i dont give a fuck.. i´m god... haven sucks,its fucking cold, virgins playing harp no fun here.. i´d go for hell anytime
12.02.2012 - 06:06:47 <anon> Ask either bird "What door would the other bird say leads to Hell?" Bad bird lies and shows heaven door, good bird tells truth about bad bird lying and show's heaven door.
12.02.2012 - 11:04:20 <anon> If you are trapped in a room with two doors clearly you came in using one of them. If you came from a bad place and like to take a chance on improving your situation take the other door out. If you liked where you were and don't want to risk ending in a worst place just go back out the door you came in.
12.02.2012 - 12:24:29 <anon> god mode: What door leads to heaven? if you are lying about the door you have to choose another door.
12.02.2012 - 17:00:14 <anon> mä olisin kaikkein paras ja painuisin vittuun siitä ovesta, josta tulin sisään tohon huoneeseen
12.02.2012 - 23:54:06 <anon> "where do you go when you die?" and both will point to heaven. Saisinko nyt kivennäisveteni.
13.02.2012 - 06:16:21 <anon> Option 1, wait for another soul of whom the fate is already known (most likely dead terrorist), and pick proper door then, ignoring the birds completely. Option 2) Ask either bird this question "If I were to ask a bird which was your complete opposite which door leads to heaven, which would it choose?" and then choose the other door. I choose to ignore God Slayer Mode, because who wants to kill God?
13.02.2012 - 09:26:52 <anon> sodomize your cousin and the door to heaven will open automatically
13.02.2012 - 23:13:34 <anon> There is no heaven or hell, you just die.
13.02.2012 - 23:14:54 <anon> you simply ask either bird "which doorway would the other bird tell me to take to get to heaven" Then take the other door. The bird who tells the truth would be telling you which door the lying bird would have you take (Hell), and the lying bird would be telling you a lie about which door the honest bird would have you take. win.
14.02.2012 - 23:09:42 <anon> just ask " which side is the door which leads to heaven.. both birds will answer the same thing...
17.02.2012 - 18:54:13 <anon> Go watch Labrynth (movie) similar situation.
18.02.2012 - 23:56:38 <anon> I'm God. Whichever door I go through is heaven because I am there.
29.02.2012 - 14:43:42 <anon> If I asked the other bird which door the heaven is, what would he say?, ask this to both birds then go to the opposite door.
02.04.2012 - 18:59:36 <anon> if you say "which door would the other one take" you'd always get it right if you'd take the opposite of your answer
12.04.2012 - 20:24:23 <anon> 13.02.2012 - 06:16:21 <anon> Option 1, wait for another soul of whom the fate is already known (most likely dead terrorist), and pick proper door then, ignoring the birds completely. Option 2) Ask either bird this question "If I were to ask a bird which was your complete opposite which door leads to heaven, which would it choose?" and then choose the other door. I choose to ignore God Slayer Mode, because who wants to kill God? <----- LOLOLOLOLO EXACTLY!!! NO POINT TO IT!! CUZ GOD DOESNT EXIST!!
30.04.2012 - 00:24:30 <anon> birds can't talk
28.05.2012 - 22:12:33 <anon> For clearance you can ask 1question per bird... So i would ask first bird is it bird? so i could tell that one who lies. And ask where is heaven from 2nd bird. And depending 1st answer i would choose door.
30.05.2012 - 10:32:15 <anon> i come her to fap, not to solve fucking riddles
28.06.2012 - 17:44:32 <anon> "what door would the other bird choose" and you just pick the opposite door
18.10.2012 - 18:02:33 <anon> "WHAT BIRD?" YOU BUNCH OF STUPID FAGGOTS WHO DIDN'T EVEN READ THE FUUUUUUUUUCKING QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!
29.11.2012 - 03:07:29 <anon> Make a note of which bird said this door is heaven then ask as my 1 Question which is, What is my name, If its lie then I know to choose the other door :P
29.11.2012 - 11:10:10 <anon> shove the birds up ur ass then masturbate furiously.
01.02.2013 - 16:58:21 <anon> IT SAYS YOU CAN ONLY ASK _ONE_ QUESTION
06.02.2013 - 03:30:42 <anon> Who is your lord and master.
06.02.2013 - 03:31:29 <anon> I take Mjöllnir and smash the whole fucking room to bits and tell god to go fuck himself.
15.02.2013 - 05:40:07 <anon> omg omg omg stupid asshole overload.
20.02.2013 - 11:26:58 <anon> wtf.. you guys already had the answer for the god slayer mode, "When you will die wich door u're gonna enter?" both will answer heaven. They are birds, they will die some time.
30.03.2013 - 22:03:58 <anon> SUPER NOOBS HERE'S THE ANSWER: You ask one of the birds about one door: "Would the other bird tell me that this leads to heaven?" if it is the heaven the door he must always say no, if it is the hell door he must always say yes. SOLVED you pick the other door with yes, and keep it with no.
23.05.2013 - 19:02:30 <anon> Ask "Where will you end up, when you die?", both birds will show the heaven door.
23.05.2013 - 19:08:31 <anon> Idiots, you have ONE question from ONE bird. What the challenge if you could ask 100 questions from both birds, dickwads... -.-
23.05.2013 - 19:14:40 <anon> 20.02.2013 - 11:26:58 <anon> wtf.. you guys already had the answer for the god slayer mode, "When you will die wich door u're gonna enter?" both will answer heaven. They are birds, they will die some time. <-- Incorrect. You cannot presume anything - "[...] prevents you making any [...] or have any hypothetical statements in your question."
20.08.2013 - 12:03:30 <anon> Stop with the "Other bird dying crap", you can't assume that. Just ask: "If I'd ask the other bird, which door leads to heaven, what would (s)he answer?"
02.10.2013 - 02:23:36 <anon> IT'S A TRAP!
19.10.2013 - 00:27:54 <anon> This post does a good job of proving the ancient problem. The stupidest people, have the greatest need to open their mouths when they know least, and make the most noise about it. I mean, god you people are so fucking clueless, most of you didn't even understand the question...
24.10.2013 - 22:25:13 <anon> ask for what the other bird would say and take the other door.
11.11.2013 - 15:36:44 <anon> i love how everyone has the answer for god slayer mode yet they're all technically asking the bird and sometimes both birds a hypothetical question in violation if the basic rules
21.04.2014 - 00:02:46 <anon> i am not affimiliar with the bird lanquage so ill probaply be totally fucked :I .. KA kAKAAaaaaaa
30.04.2014 - 09:50:17 <anon> Its a trick question as there is no heaven or hell...
16.05.2014 - 09:43:39 <anon> vittu tääl o dorkaa jengiä ku kattelee näit vastauksia :D sisälukutaito vitu hyvi hallussa
13.06.2014 - 18:37:56 <anon> ^jep pitäs saada lisää tälläsiä ni sais apinat pätee :D
17.10.2014 - 20:06:29 <anon> täähän on mahdoton ratkaista! WTF
04.02.2015 - 06:18:18 <anon> .
04.02.2015 - 06:22:51 <anon> Best answer: Ask one bird "fuck you?" and then kick both birds asses and then pick a random door, 50% chance at Godhood. Win.
30.12.2016 - 04:52:25 <anon> Notice the two diirs.
08.03.2017 - 23:40:11 <anon> Will you end up behind this door? - Liar says yes for heaven, so does the truesayer.
08.06.2018 - 23:05:43 <anon> the bird said "chirp", what now
01.07.2018 - 19:18:39 <anon> holy shit you have two talking birds up there
21.10.2018 - 23:21:22 <anon> "would you go through this door?" – Liars go to hell, but would lie about it. So if the answer is yes then you'd go through that door. Of course, if the truth speaker is a murderous bastard you'd run into difficulties...
21.12.2018 - 11:37:23 <anon> KemoVital Tupla+ tekee sinusta legendan. Ota KemoVital päivässä, ja kyrpäsi kasvaa 3 metriä.
01.12.2020 - 04:31:38 <anon> "which place is better for me?" and then go do that door.
23.11.2022 - 18:45:14 <anon> "how do you figure out which Dior leada to heaven?" By picking a random door.
23.11.2022 - 19:17:06 <anon> Oikeahko vastaus: is The door that leads to heaven on The right side of The good bird? Kiltti lintu kertoo oikean vastauksen ja tuhma sanoo what bird jolloin jää viel 50/50 tsäänssit
23.11.2022 - 19:23:23 <anon> Tai jos tuhma lintu ei oo pelkästään tuhma vaan läpeensä paha niin:what door do you want me to use? Kiltti haluu et meen taivaaseen ja tuhma haluu et helvettiin mut valehtelee siitä
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