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26.02.2010 - 18:40:30 <anon> FAULTY SQL!
26.02.2010 - 18:49:21 <anon> kaakkau
26.02.2010 - 18:52:23 <anon> this is some super nerdy shit. If you get this joke, this is as close to a real woman youll get.
26.02.2010 - 18:53:07 <anon> SQL is super nerdy? Really?
26.02.2010 - 18:59:28 <anon> awful figure
26.02.2010 - 19:44:25 <anon> SQL is indeed super nerdy. GTFO nerd.
26.02.2010 - 19:55:53 <anon> yep, agreed...altho i'm not quite sure about the BMI formula...
26.02.2010 - 20:01:32 <anon> uhhhh...what
26.02.2010 - 20:38:24 <anon> "fetch first 10 rows only" is missing
26.02.2010 - 21:15:19 <anon> typical sql selection command
26.02.2010 - 21:30:30 <anon> typical nerd anons, im ashamed
26.02.2010 - 21:35:01 <anon> eww skinny
26.02.2010 - 21:46:07 <anon> instead of reading that nonsense i would sensually smear the paint all over her tender body and continue to have GREAT SEX WITH HER.
26.02.2010 - 22:21:28 <anon> Oh fuck, I understand the joke... I'm pathetic. :(
26.02.2010 - 22:26:17 <anon> You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near pussy
27.02.2010 - 00:32:25 <anon> I get this joke. And I had sex with a gorgeous girl just about an hour ago. I love you too.
27.02.2010 - 00:52:18 <anon> tits or gtfo
27.02.2010 - 00:53:14 <anon> gorgeous is a relative term.
27.02.2010 - 02:03:09 <anon> its SQL!!11
27.02.2010 - 02:41:51 <anon> *IS* NOT NULL, lamer!
27.02.2010 - 13:23:36 <anon> NOT NULL is fine in TSQL
28.02.2010 - 16:05:05 <anon> too thin, 20 to 25 is better
28.02.2010 - 17:19:28 <anon> i understand a joke and i will have sex with a girl that fits in this condition. And fuck you too! loosers
28.02.2010 - 21:13:37 <anon> I'd her
01.03.2010 - 10:53:01 <anon> it works
01.03.2010 - 17:42:07 <anon> Is it really necessary to select all fields?
05.03.2010 - 00:37:57 <anon> SQL
31.05.2010 - 08:57:15 <anon> a dirty SQL slut.
10.08.2010 - 04:30:28 <anon> SQL INJECTION!
02.09.2010 - 02:39:05 <anon> ); -- hello!
17.11.2010 - 22:57:06 <anon> NOT NULL lolol noobs cant even use SQL
08.02.2011 - 02:31:43 <anon> boring, and faulty.
14.03.2011 - 18:29:20 <anon> I know how to use SQL and i have woman
25.02.2012 - 14:12:03 <anon> hairy
06.06.2012 - 15:40:51 <anon> If youre understand the joke and comment angry that youve had sex 1min/1 hour ago -> it is more pathetic than anything, that makes you a real loser
06.06.2012 - 15:42:20 <anon> INSERT INTO girl (mouth, ass, cunt) values('cock', 'cum', null);
30.10.2012 - 21:42:08 <anon> Ihanat tatskat! IIH OOH
12.12.2012 - 15:24:34 <anon> sounds about perfect
19.10.2016 - 20:10:03 <anon> I'd fuck her
13.01.2017 - 20:20:25 <anon> Robert'); DROP TABLE girls; -- https://xkcd.com/327/
15.11.2018 - 21:42:13 <anon> in case anyone is wondering, units are m for height and kg for weight
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