07.01.2010 - 14:55:45 <anon> hello mr foot
07.01.2010 - 15:06:04 <anon> Well hello there mr. Pattison. What a.. HOLY SHIT, WTF IS THAT THING OMFG GROSS ARRGGHHHHHHH!!! Yht'äkkiä vitusti soossia. Wait, what?
07.01.2010 - 15:34:19 <anon> he does look like a foot
08.01.2010 - 04:14:51 <anon> It's funny because it's true.
07.03.2011 - 09:32:36 <anon> Hi, I'm a foot, and I keep getting mistaken for Robert Pattison.
13.10.2012 - 10:18:29 <anon> i have 2 robert pattisons
11.03.2017 - 09:18:49 <anon> You're just jealous because he was called the sexiest man on Earth for a couple of years.
18.05.2019 - 15:46:24 <anon> It's true because it's funny.